Февраль 2012
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me: will you be my valentine?
food: yes
bed: yes
music: yes
computer: yes
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
sometimes when I look at my otp, I cry.
litwa:
because they will never be canon and they don’t exist.
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Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars.
Girl: But, it's daytime...
Boy: Haha, exactly.
people online: you're so pretty im in love
people who live far away: you're so pretty im in love
people I know: wtf i didn't know cabbage could walk
Me: sleep please come to me.
Sleep: lol no.
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fagtree:
what if i’m the penguindrum
what if you’re the penguindrum
what if we’re all the penguindrum
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
things I say to my friends irl:
things I say to strangers online: I LOVE YOU OMG
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Teacher: What was the biggest tragedy in history?
Me: Sabrie no higeki.